Because busy Wal-marts include:
- crowded parking lots
- accidently hitting the side of your hip on others' shopping carts
- seeing people you feel you should say hi to, but you kinda wanna shop and leave
- long lines in self-checkout
That's about it though, so not too bad. Anyways - Carston needed a "legal adult" (heheh :D) to purchase a mature video game for him. So, being the sister I am, I drove him there with every intention to assist him in buying this game.
After I did so, Carston wanted to look around more at the other games. I wasn't all for this, being that, like I said, Wal-mart was all crowded and what not, and also I had practice in less then 10 minutes. But - he's pretty persuasive, so I follow him to the entertainment aisle while he window shopped.
"Carst, can we go now?"
"Just a sec..."
*Sigh*..
3 minutes later...
"Carston, I'm gonna be late, can we go now?"
"Just a sec..."
*Sigh*
2 minutes later...
"Carston, seriously, let's go.."
"Just a sec..."
Finally, I blew my top, and in my loudest voice I can presently muster, I yelled
"OH MY GOSH, CARSTON!! I HAVE NO SECS!!!" (In case you're having an off day, and don't get why this is embarassing, "secs" sounds exactly like "sex" when yelled, or said for that matter...
Realizing what I had just said in a loud voice..I looked around frantically and started to blush.
Yup. I was heard..and laughed at..alot..only by a few kids though..and I'm pretty sure the check out guy in that department heard..'cuz I saw him snickering when I walked past him..
Welpp - after I revealed my secs life to everyone shopping in the entertainment section..carston finally decided it was time to go home..
I guess whatever does the trick.. =/

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha KENZIE! I remember you telling me this story, but I had forgot how funny it was! Oh I love your life and the way you tell it!
ReplyDeleteOh Kenzie... it gets funnier every time :D
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