Yes, Honey, You Were Like That at That Age..

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That was always mom's answer to my frequently asked question: "Was I ever like that when I was 'such -n-such' years old??" Usually I only asked this after witnessing/hearing about some juvenile thing Carston did/said. But I never believed her..until today.

Because today was "take-a-roll-of-garbage-bags-and-throw-out-everything-you're-not-taking-to-college" day. I've been looking forward to this day for about four years. Oh how I love to get rid of things! Going through all of my crud, I stumbled upon something priceless. Not in the "I'm gonna save it forever way" though. More like "OMG I can't believe I was like this" way...

My diary!!

It only accounts for 1.5 years of my life. Turns out, telling yourself about yourself gets tedious...but boy did it entertain me today! Here is a small compilation of the ridiculous-ness that made up this diary:

- A list of everything I knew about my unattainable celebrity boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera. I forgot his middle name was Frank...

- Apparently I mailed a letter to Ryan Cabrera July 18th, 2006...with my number attached telling him to call me..I guess I'm still waiting on this call..

- A list of tee-shirt sayings I fancied. They were really cheesy..we're talking fruity stuff like: "think smart, think single.", "Make cookies, not war", "I'm a pepper", and "Heart breaker"

- Like 6 entries about a guy named Brad. Apparently, I had a big crush on him. According to diary, I only spoke to him once, but he had a six pack, so we were meant to be. Oh, and I actually referred to "Brad" as "Brad the hunk"..no, I'm not kidding..

- Fruity sayings that I probably stole off of some magnents such as: "If you're gonna walk on
thin ice, you might as well dance!"

- the acronym BFF ... like one hundred times...

- about 3 entries claiming my dad hates me and is out to ruin my life.. (typical.)

- I guess I use to think Starbucks coffee didn't count as real coffee... what??

- Lots of doodles of rainbows, ponies, hearts, flowers, balloons, and any other marshmallow from
Lucky Charms you can think of...

- I use to think the chunky guy from Fall Out Boy was hot

- I use to spell hot - hawtt.

- I also liked JoJo... who's jojo???

- I apparently loved my diary.. cuz at the end of each entry I signed off "LOVE YA ~ KENZIE LOU"

- A boy with a car use to like me. I made it very very very clear to my diary that he had a CAR

- I use to like stickers alot. Especially ones with Kelly Clarkson's, Hilary Duff's, and Greenday's faces on them.

- I used the word "weasel" alot. It's a very negative word...

There's plenty more.. but I think I've embarassed myself enough for one blog post.. ugh. Kids. You'd think that I would've gotten all sentimental and kept it to remind myself how cute I was..

Nope. I threw that sucker away.